“SO,WHAT’S IT LIKE TO BE A STRIP CLUB DJ?”

 

“WHAT’S IT REALLY LIKE TO BE A STRIP CLUB DJ?”

Ever think of becoming the *Strip Club DJ might be the sweetest gig? *Naked girls, fun music, free booze… Not to crush your dreams of playing and dropping Dope music while watching girls TWERK a little sumthing, but consider all the other hats the DJ wears every night.

  • Coach – Any good strip club DJ knows he only makes money if the *dancers make money (DJs count on dancer tips). So it’s up to him to encourage us, keep us motivated, and yes, know when to put in his star players and when to play the bench. Will putting Diamond on stage now make them more money, or should he let her keep hustling lap dances? Will putting the brand-new, awkward dancer on stage kill a crowd that’s making it rain? Try to keep up…

 

29.gif

 

  • Therapist – Happy strippers make money. Sad/bad girls don’t. Girls who are fighting with their spouse, whose dog just died, who just got upset by a shitty customer, who are feeling fat or menstrual come to the booth to find solace and advice. Can you play counselor while mixing a Too Short or Young Jeezy track into the latest Chris Brown or Trey Songz single?
tumblr_nnimz5NywL1txwpa1o1_540
  • Cat Herder – The DJ keeps the rotation of dancers on stage going. People leave when the stage is dead, which means the money leaves. Still, many strippers try to avoid the stage. Some strippers will pester you to dance as often as possible. Others may require you to do your best to subtly skip because they’re embarrassing up there. All of them will complain that other dancers perform more or less often than they do (remember, happy dancers make money). Can you run and find Mercedes to get on stage before this Pit Bull song ends? Good luck.
  • Master of Ceremonies – Somewhere in all this, the DJ also announces each dancer, any specials, reminders to tip when sitting at the stage and eventually – The Last Call.
2MekFrD
  • Conflict Mediator – The DJ booth is a *hub of gossip, and inevitably, any and all conflicts between dancers and each other or other staff members get vented here. How quick can you get Tiffany (a.k.a.Skittles)  to forget that Natasha (XTC) stole her customer so she starts making money again?

 

  • DJ – Finally, the DJ does actually DJ.

 

dj_ tumblr_mzu4xvoNgX1qgqw54o1_500

 

Of course, it’s complicated. Some dancers want you to choose their songs, others only dance to songs they pick and they’re picky (this girl, right here). ⇓⇓⇓

 

draya-gif

Others always want music your manager forbids, and still other times dancers will want an R&B slow jam song when it’s a hyped hip hop crowd. But, don’t play her song, and she might not tip…

Still,want that sweet Strip Club DJ gig…?

GANGSTERS, STRIPPERS & TIPPERS: MEMOIRS OF A DJ – Young and determined, Kool Ken decides to learn how to become a DJ. After running into 25+ year DJ veteran and G-string coordinator, DJ Darkbody, Both DJs learn way more than just Hyped-Up Crowds, Bangin’ Urban Club Music, and Money Raining in The Air.

Check out the ⇓⇓link below⇓⇓ to listen to some audio SAMPLE CHAPTERS of the book:”GANGSTERS, STRIPPERS & TIPPERS: MEMOIRS OF A DJ” – [THE BOOK | THE EBOOK | THE AUDIOBOOK | THE MIXTAPE]

https://soundcloud.com/djkoolkenn/sets/gstmemoirsofadj-snippets

-OR-

PURCHASE THE BOOK

5-Part II Capture

“TWO DJS, BACKSPIN THEIR TURNTABLES  AND REMINISCE OVER EIGHT STORIES OF THEIR JOURNEYS AND EXPERIENCES IN THE ADULT/NIGHTCLUB INDUSTRY.”
[↙↙ “Click Link Below” ↘↘]
Amazon link: goo.gl/AUJ6I1
CreateSpace link: goo.gl/0Gyt8H
GSTMEMOIRSOFADJ WordPress blog: goo.gl/oNTKZJ
GSTMEMOIRSOFADJ Booklaunch.io page link: goo.gl/TAylJB

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s